Abby: Ethan is choking me!
[I snap my head around to see what is going on, only to discover two children who are belted into their booster seats, approximately 10 feet apart]
Me: Ethan is not choking you. He's nowhere near you.
Abby: Ouch! My knee! Ethan pushed me!
Me: What, 3 days ago? [Mommy can be a little snarky before her morning coffee]
Abby: No...
Abby: ...four.
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This made me smile :)
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